Coming soon–The definitive guide on self-improvement. The New Me Manifest: How To Make Yourself Better At the Expense of Everyone Else will walk you through the steps necessary to ensure you reach the pinnacle of success by crushing those around you. Chapters include:

• How to Care Less
• Ladies Is Crazy…No, For Real
• How To Disguise Every Emotion
• The Only Cool Ways To Die
• 11 Ways to Pity People Successfully
• Tricking People Into Thinking They Have Dementia
• & Much, Much More!