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NEW ME MANIFESTO BOOK

Coming soon–The definitive guide on self-improvement. The New Me Manifest: How To Make Yourself Better At the Expense of Everyone Else will walk you through the steps necessary to ensure you reach the pinnacle of success by crushing those around you. Chapters include:
  • How to Care Less
  • Ladies Is Crazy…No, For Real
  • How To Disguise Every Emotion
  • The Only Cool Ways To Die
  • 11 Ways to Pity People Successfully
  • Tricking People Into Thinking They Have Dementia
  • & Much, Much More!

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT NEW ME MANIFESTO...

“I met Mr. OConnor 1 score and 3 years ago. I thought he was an idiot then, and I am more convinced of it now. I wish he lived in Georgia so I could legally kill him.  I’d rather take a bullet to the brain than read that moronic book.”–ABRAHAM LINCOLN
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself…and Nazis. Also Imperial Japan is quite scary. And also this dumb book. But mostly Nazis and fear I guess…”–FDR
“I don’t know this moron. Why’s he making fun of me?  Can I hear you say aye???”–TONY ROBBINS
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